Saturday, June 20, 2009

The Urban Legend season2

Have you heard this story?

At a certain medical school, there was a class of bacteriology.
It was that students examined their own saliva by microscopes.

When a certain girl student examined her own saliva, she found a big bacteria. She was surprised. Because she had never looked it on texts or illustrated books.
So, she called her professor, and she said "Professor! I might find the new bacteria. Look this!"

The professor looked it trough the scope. Then he said to her.
"Well, you. This is a sperm."


「都市伝説 シーズン2」

あなたは、この話を聞いたことがありますか?

ある医科大学で、細菌学の授業が行われた。
それは、学生たちが自分の唾液を、顕微鏡で調べる授業だった。

ある女生徒が、彼女の唾液を調べていたとき、一匹の大きな細菌を見つけた。彼女は驚いた。教科書でも図鑑でも見たことがない細菌だったからだ。
そこで彼女は教授を呼んで言った。「先生!わたし、新種の細菌を見つけたかもしれません。これを見てください!」

教授はスコープを覗き込んだ。それから彼女に言った。
「えーと、君。これは精子だよ」



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11 comments:

Miss Dorky❤ said...

Hehe, funny.

Anonymous said...

Have you heard this story?

At a certain medical school, there was a class of bacteriology.
In this class the students examined their own saliva using microscopes.

When a certain female student examined her own saliva, she found a big bacteria. She was surprised. Because she had never seen it in texts or illustrated books.
So, she called to her professor, and she said "Professor! I might have found a new bacteria. Look at this!"

The professor looked at it through the microscope. Then he said to her.
"Well... you... This is a sperm."

I hope that helps, your English is really rather good.

M.s.s said...

ohhhhhhh!!!
;)

Unknown said...

Lol, oh boy.

Selenium said...

O_o

I feel sorry for the professor.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, that was funny!
Not too bad!

gaijinhodge said...

最後の落ちいいよね。
ただ、最後の「君」は訳しにくいです。

I would use, "Um...look." or "Uh...well, this is a sperm" or something like that. I don't know why, but "Well...you." isn't used in English.

一番近いのは"look"と思います。「ほら」と同じ意味です。

Also you can link She was surprised with the next sentence by using a comma.

よく訳しました。

Bella_182 said...

haha that's funny

Lucia said...

Words like because are conjunctions, which means you use them to join sentences together. Here's a link where you can try them out http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/words/grammar/interestsentences/compoundsentences/ :)

Anonymous said...

hello
i from malaysia ...
seriously i don't know about this story but it was funny

1983 said...

wakaka, my version is that, after watching at the microscope, the doctor told the girl, "remember to tell your man to wear a condom next time"

Leo from Hong Kong