Have you heard this story?
At a certain medical school, there was a class of bacteriology.
It was that students examined their own saliva by microscopes.
When a certain girl student examined her own saliva, she found a big bacteria. She was surprised. Because she had never looked it on texts or illustrated books.
So, she called her professor, and she said "Professor! I might find the new bacteria. Look this!"
The professor looked it trough the scope. Then he said to her.
"Well, you. This is a sperm."
「都市伝説 シーズン2」
あなたは、この話を聞いたことがありますか？
ある医科大学で、細菌学の授業が行われた。
それは、学生たちが自分の唾液を、顕微鏡で調べる授業だった。
ある女生徒が、彼女の唾液を調べていたとき、一匹の大きな細菌を見つけた。彼女は驚いた。教科書でも図鑑でも見たことがない細菌だったからだ。
そこで彼女は教授を呼んで言った。「先生！わたし、新種の細菌を見つけたかもしれません。これを見てください！」
教授はスコープを覗き込んだ。それから彼女に言った。
「えーと、君。これは精子だよ」
At a certain medical school, there was a class of bacteriology.
It was that students examined their own saliva by microscopes.
When a certain girl student examined her own saliva, she found a big bacteria. She was surprised. Because she had never looked it on texts or illustrated books.
So, she called her professor, and she said "Professor! I might find the new bacteria. Look this!"
The professor looked it trough the scope. Then he said to her.
"Well, you. This is a sperm."
「都市伝説 シーズン2」
あなたは、この話を聞いたことがありますか？
ある医科大学で、細菌学の授業が行われた。
それは、学生たちが自分の唾液を、顕微鏡で調べる授業だった。
ある女生徒が、彼女の唾液を調べていたとき、一匹の大きな細菌を見つけた。彼女は驚いた。教科書でも図鑑でも見たことがない細菌だったからだ。
そこで彼女は教授を呼んで言った。「先生！わたし、新種の細菌を見つけたかもしれません。これを見てください！」
教授はスコープを覗き込んだ。それから彼女に言った。
「えーと、君。これは精子だよ」
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Hehe, funny.
Have you heard this story?
At a certain medical school, there was a class of bacteriology.
In this class the students examined their own saliva using microscopes.
When a certain female student examined her own saliva, she found a big bacteria. She was surprised. Because she had never seen it in texts or illustrated books.
So, she called to her professor, and she said "Professor! I might have found a new bacteria. Look at this!"
The professor looked at it through the microscope. Then he said to her.
"Well... you... This is a sperm."
I hope that helps, your English is really rather good.
ohhhhhhh!!!
;)
Lol, oh boy.
O_o
I feel sorry for the professor.
Hahaha, that was funny!
Not too bad!
最後の落ちいいよね。
ただ、最後の「君」は訳しにくいです。
I would use, "Um...look." or "Uh...well, this is a sperm" or something like that. I don't know why, but "Well...you." isn't used in English.
一番近いのは"look"と思います。「ほら」と同じ意味です。
Also you can link She was surprised with the next sentence by using a comma.
よく訳しました。
haha that's funny
Words like because are conjunctions, which means you use them to join sentences together. Here's a link where you can try them out http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/words/grammar/interestsentences/compoundsentences/ :)
hello
i from malaysia ...
seriously i don't know about this story but it was funny
wakaka, my version is that, after watching at the microscope, the doctor told the girl, "remember to tell your man to wear a condom next time"
Leo from Hong Kong
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